Syaoran and Touya still hate each other. but when Nakuru full on run-tackles Touya and I think Syaoran felt sympathy. he’s got Meilin, he knows that feel.
it is literally the mummy (1999) but if oscar isaac played both evy and rick.
that is how zan described it to me and she was right. extremely inept and sweet nerd oscar isaac finds out he is sharing his body with a jaded mercenary who hates his life and works for an egyptian god. and the genuine heart (lol) of the series is a slow burn vague enemies to soul mates story between action oscar and nerd oscar, set to egyptian trap music.
The Fellowship gets on the topic of their ages one night and Boromir comes to the dawning realization that he has absolutely no idea how old any of his companions are supposed to be at all
Boromir, pointing at the hobbits: I don’t know how your ages work
Boromir, pointing at Legolas and Gimli: I definitely don’t know how either of your ages work
Boromir, pointing at Aragorn: I thought I knew how your age worked but apparentlyI was wrong
Boromir, pointing at Gandalf: I especially don’t know how your age works
Gandalf: It doesn’t, but carry on
Listen I will die on this hill. I don’t care what it says in the assorted apocrypha, if you go by the Actual Text of LOTR you can make a very good argument that Boromir is the youngest member of the group.
The hobbits are the only ones given official ages in the text, and are between fifty or fifty-one and twenty-nine. Elves and dwarves notoriously age slowly, and Gimli is the offspring of one of Bilbo’s pals, so okay, we’ve established that he’s old enough to call the hobbits young, and Bilbo confirms for them that Aragorn is Pretty Old For A Bigjobs. Gandalf is, of course, eternal.
But we are never given any context for Boromir and Faramir’s ages, except that a) they are humans and, though Sons of Gondor, not much longer lived than most Bigjobs, and b) Faramir is A QuiteYoung Man. I was absolutely convinced, when I read the books as a youngun, that Boromir, being in ‘the flower of manhood’ iirc, was probably between 25 and 30.
And it would be Freaking Hilarious, okay, for Boromir to finally get around to actually asking how old this baby-faced hobbit carrying The Ring is, and get told ‘oh, he’s only fifty, but he’s very steady for his age.’
Boromir: ?!?!?!
And then Pippin and Merry start asking everyone how old they are because this is fascinating are we all official adults here except for Pippin or what.
Boromir: …. Pippin isn’t an adult HOW OLD IS PIPPIN.
Pippin is just 29, which is why everyone calls him Pippin, it’s gonna be at least another 20 years before he can make Peregrine work. Why, how old is Boromir?
Boromir, who would rather DIE than admit to being 28 right at this moment: ….43.
All the others, weighing up his apparent age compared to theirs: Sure, sounds legit.
Gandalf, who knows for certain, does not say anything because he is absolutely certain that telling Pippin that he’s older than Boromir will be an unmitigated disaster.
BOROMIR is the BABY???????!!!!!!!
Love the take that Boromir’s canon age is just him being a fucking liar.
Aragorn, who also knows, doesn’t say anything for political reasons. He’s going to need Boromir’s dignity intact later.
Relatedly, the Appendix listing off dates and all was produced in Gondor. Their scribes should have plenty of sources. But if Gimli or whoever is right there saying that 150 years ago Boromir was 40, is that reallywhat you’re going to fact-check?
Especially if they did lie about Denethor’s name. This is nothing.
the cardcaptors dub was terrible, i’ve said, blah blah. but it still holds some fond memories for me. for one thing it might have been the first time i saw a man and a woman compete directly in an athletic competition. the Yukito/Mizuki-sensei archery contest was really cool to watch. they were evenly matched! and when Yukito wins, it’s not a statement on gender wars.
in any case the dub led me to the original show. and there are a couple things here and there i like in the dub more - “Ordinary Girl” playing in the Firey card episode, for instance. so i’ll always be thankful to the dub, even if it sucked.
Image description: A screenshot from Pokémon of Meowth lying sick on a couch while James stands and Jesse sits next to him. Jessie pats Meowth’s blanket, saying: “Health must come first, or else evil can’t prosper.” End ID.
worn out from the exertion of eating breakfast and placing a mobile order for pickup at target
i do not want to work from home, but i think it is best that i do tomorrow. i’ll save energy on the commute and will not fall asleep at my desk at work.
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